Not to hurt anyone... especially doctors..

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7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So they both gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately tryingto prove their
superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7
tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks ,
one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes
away....


NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct
train
to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till
Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to
PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :
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Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too
are equal"....All 7
Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any ticket
at all!!!!!..
TC arrives....
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE
OPPOSITE
ONE..

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors
toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the
ticket and comes in engg. Bathroom...
TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and
they are heavily fined

SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :
-----------------------------------------

SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors
planning their move for last chance, they board the
loc al to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the
same(1 ticket) trick.
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7
tickets this time...
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their
tickets.....
Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL
train...........

Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are genius, don't mess
with Engineers.

IT sholay

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.

Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits his keyboard,then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai." [logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!

Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha......

Ha............................

.................


ENJOY

[School of Junk] What is B.E?

What is B.E?



8 semesters are there


80GB syllabus



80MB we study



80KB we remember



80 Bytes we answer



BINARY marks we get,



The Degree finally we get is BE





That is Brain E mpty (B.E)

Tragedy?

Tragedy

George Bush is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "TRAGEDY".

One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a TRAGEDY."

"No," Bush says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a TRAGEDY."

"I'm afraid not," explains Bush. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room falls silent; none of the other children volunteer.

"What?" asks Bush.

"Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a TRAGEDY?"

Finally, little Johny raises his hand. In a loud voice, he speaks: "If an airplane carrying George Bush were blown up by a bomb, that would be a TRAGEDY."

"Wonderful!" Bush beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an ACCIDENT, and it certainly would be no GREAT LOSS!"

[PJ] All 5 of us

Solve this when you are a bit relaxed.....!!

A hen and her 3 little chickens were trying to cross a busy highway.
After great efforts they all managed to cross it. One of the little ones yells out happily-"Wow....after so much efforts, all 5 of us managed to cross"....


Qn. Why does the little one say "all 5 of us" ????

Think a little bit ....... Its easy !

Stop scrolling & think .....

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