[School of Junk] Another bunch of Pjs

1. paani ka popat kaise karne ka?? (how do you make a fool of water?)
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Answer - PAANI GARAM KARNE KA.... LEKIN NAHANE KA NAHI!!!!! ;-)

2. if emraan hashmi is serial kisser who is parallel kisser.....

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Answer - RAVAN

3 . Once in a village..... one zamindaar asked his servent 2 get vegetables and
all that stuff from the city market. He gave him a 100 rupee note.n said" mujhe saara ka saara hisaab chahiye...."

servent went 2 the city n the zamindaar started waiting 4 him eagerly.

after 5 long hours servant came wth lots of vegetables..... and he gave the details in following manner
2*(22/7) ka baingan
5*(22/7) ke aaaloo
8*(22/7) ke tamatur....
.......like that only........
but the question arisis wat exactly the servant was trying 2 do.........
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bahut bahyankar hai.

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mai batata hun..........



Answer - WO USSE PIE PIE KA HISAAAAB DE RAHA THAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!3

4 . there was a tiger living in a jungle surrounding a town.Everybody was afraid of him but he didn't wanted to harm anyone.Once he starts roaming in town and all frightened people run here and there and get to their houses.Angry tiger locks everybody's house from outside.

How will u describe this in one word ??

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Answer - SHER-LOCK-HOMES

5 . After locking everybody in their homes tiger sits on a stone. How will you describe it?????
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thak gaye???

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Answer - SHER-ON-STONE

6 . 2 lovers are sitting in a staircase (jina in marathi), looking into one
anothers eyes; suddenly they reach the sahara desert. Why ?????????
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Answer - b'cos
"ANKHON HI ANKHON MEIN ISHARA HO GAYA BAITHE BAITHE JINE KA SAHARA HO GAYA"

7 . what's this-

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Answer - HANGING AROUND (A ROUND)

8 . a man has two peepal trees outside his bungalow.he ties a rope to join them.so what does he have?
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Answer - NOKIA - Connecting "PEEPAL"

9 . The ant and the elephant were going by a road. The elephant signaled a bus to stop but it didnt stop.After going some distance teh ant now signaled a bus..but this time the bus stopped...why?

think...

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Answer - THE PLACE WHERE TEH ELEPHANT SIGNALLED WAS NOT A BUS STOP, BUT THE PLACE WHERE TEH ANT SIGNALLED WAS A BUS STOP