About Diet (Informative)

Foods that Heal Apples Protects your heart prevents constipation Blocks diarrhea Improves lung capacity Cushions joints Apricots Combats cancer Controls blood pressure Saves your eyesight Shields against Alzheimer's Slows aging process Artichokes Aids digestion Lowers cholesterol Protects your heart Stabilizes blood sugar Guards against liver disease Avocadoes Battles diabetes Lowers cholesterol Helps stops strokes Controls blood pressure Smoothes skin Bananas Protects your heart Quiets a cough Strengthens bones Controls blood pressure Blocks diarrhea Beans Prevents constipation Helps hemorrhoids Lowers cholesterol Combats cancer Stabilizes blood sugar Beets Controls blood pressure Combats cancer Strengthens bones Protects your heart Aids weight loss Blueberries Combats cancer Protects your heart Stabilizes blood sugar Boosts memory Prevents constipation Broccoli Strengthens bones Saves eyesight Combats cancer Protects your heart Controls blood pressure Cabbage Combats cancer Prevents constipation Promotes weight loss Protects your heart Helps hemorrhoids Cantaloupe Saves eyesight Controls blood pressure Lowers cholesterol Combats cancer Supports immune system Carrots Saves eyesight Protects your heart Prevents constipation Combats cancer Promotes weight loss Cauliflower Protects against Prostate Cancer Combats Breast Cancer Strengthens bones Banishes bruises Guards against heart disease Cherries Protects your heart Combats Cancer Ends insomnia Slows aging process Shields against Alzheimer's Chestnuts Promotes weight loss Protects your heart Lowers cholesterol Combats Cancer Controls blood pressure Chili Peppers Aids digestion Soothes sore throat Clears sinuses Combats Cancer Boosts immune system Figs Promotes weight loss Helps stops strokes Lowers cholesterol Combats Cancer Controls blood pressure Fish Protects your heart Boosts memory Protects your heart Combats Cancer Supports immune system Flax Aids digestion Battles diabetes Protects your heart Improves mental health Boosts immune system Garlic Lowers cholesterol Controls blood pressure Combats cancer kills bacteria Fights fungus Grapefruit Protects against heart attacks Promotes Weight loss Helps stops strokes Combats Prostate Cancer Lowers cholesterol Grapes saves eyesight Conquers kidney stones Combats cancer Enhances blood flow Protects your heart Green Tea Combats cancer Protects your heart Helps stops strokes Promotes Weight loss Kills bacteria Honey Heals wounds Aids digestion Guards against ulcers Increases energy Fights allergies Lemons Combats cancer Protects your heart Controls blood pressure Smoothes skin Stops scurvy Limes Combats cancer Protects your heart Controls blood pressure Smoothes skin Stops scurvy Mangoes Combats cancer Boosts memory Regulates thyroid aids digestion Shields against Alzheimer's Mushrooms Controls blood pressure Lowers cholesterol Kills bacteria Combats cancer Strengthens bones Oats Lowers cholesterol Combats cancer Battles diabetes prevents constipation Smoothes skin Olive Oil Protects your heart Promotes Weight loss Combats cancer Battles diabetes Smoothes skin Onions Reduce risk of heart attack Combats cancer Kills bacteria Lowers cholesterol Fights fungus Oranges Supports immune systems Combats cancer Protects your heart Strengthens respiration Peaches prevents constipation Combats cancer Helps stops strokes aids digestion Helps hemorrhoids Peanuts Protects against heart disease Promotes Weight loss Combats Prostate Cancer Lowers cholesterol Aggravates diverticulitis Pineapple Strengthens bones Relieves colds Aids digestion Dissolves warts Blocks diarrhea Prunes Slows aging process prevents constipation boosts memory Lowers cholesterol Protects against heart disease Rice Protects your heart Battles diabetes Conquers kidney stones Combats cancer Helps stops strokes Strawberries Combats cancer Protects your heart boosts memory Calms stress Sweet Potatoes Saves your eyesight Lifts mood Combats cancer Strengthens bones Tomatoes Protects prostate Combats cancer Lowers cholesterol Protects your heart Walnuts Lowers cholesterol Combats cancer boosts memory Lifts mood Protects against heart disease Water Promotes Weight loss Combats cancer Conquers kidney stones Smoothes skin Watermelon Protects prostate Promotes Weight loss Lowers cholesterol Helps stops strokes Controls blood pressure Wheat Germ Combats Colon Cancer prevents constipation Lowers cholesterol Helps stops strokes improves digestion Wheat Bran Combats Colon Cancer prevents constipation Lowers cholesterol

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[School of Junk] Another bunch of Pjs

1. paani ka popat kaise karne ka?? (how do you make a fool of water?)
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Answer - PAANI GARAM KARNE KA.... LEKIN NAHANE KA NAHI!!!!! ;-)

2. if emraan hashmi is serial kisser who is parallel kisser.....

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Answer - RAVAN

3 . Once in a village..... one zamindaar asked his servent 2 get vegetables and
all that stuff from the city market. He gave him a 100 rupee note.n said" mujhe saara ka saara hisaab chahiye...."

servent went 2 the city n the zamindaar started waiting 4 him eagerly.

after 5 long hours servant came wth lots of vegetables..... and he gave the details in following manner
2*(22/7) ka baingan
5*(22/7) ke aaaloo
8*(22/7) ke tamatur....
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but the question arisis wat exactly the servant was trying 2 do.........
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Answer - WO USSE PIE PIE KA HISAAAAB DE RAHA THAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!3

4 . there was a tiger living in a jungle surrounding a town.Everybody was afraid of him but he didn't wanted to harm anyone.Once he starts roaming in town and all frightened people run here and there and get to their houses.Angry tiger locks everybody's house from outside.

How will u describe this in one word ??

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Answer - SHER-LOCK-HOMES

5 . After locking everybody in their homes tiger sits on a stone. How will you describe it?????
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thak gaye???

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Answer - SHER-ON-STONE

6 . 2 lovers are sitting in a staircase (jina in marathi), looking into one
anothers eyes; suddenly they reach the sahara desert. Why ?????????
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Answer - b'cos
"ANKHON HI ANKHON MEIN ISHARA HO GAYA BAITHE BAITHE JINE KA SAHARA HO GAYA"

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8 . a man has two peepal trees outside his bungalow.he ties a rope to join them.so what does he have?
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Answer - NOKIA - Connecting "PEEPAL"

9 . The ant and the elephant were going by a road. The elephant signaled a bus to stop but it didnt stop.After going some distance teh ant now signaled a bus..but this time the bus stopped...why?

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Answer - THE PLACE WHERE TEH ELEPHANT SIGNALLED WAS NOT A BUS STOP, BUT THE PLACE WHERE TEH ANT SIGNALLED WAS A BUS STOP

లక్షలు పలికిన లడ్డూలు

source: eenadu.net

లక్షలు పలికిన లడ్డూలు

హైదరాబాద్‌, రంగారెడ్డిజిల్లా, న్యూస్‌టుడే: హైదరాబాద్‌ శివారు, రంగారెడ్డి జిల్లాల్లో భూముల ధరలకు తగ్గట్టుగానే వినాయక లడ్డూల ఖరీదూ ఆకాశాన్నంటింది. బుధవారం ఓ లడ్డూ ధర రూ.9.09 లక్షలు పలికింది. వినాయక ఉత్సవాల ముగింపు సందర్భంగా ఏటా ఈ జిల్లాల్లో వినాయకుని లడ్డూలను వేలం వేయడం పరిపాటి. ఈసారి వేలం పాటలో పాత రికార్డులన్నీ బద్దలైపోయాయి. గత ఏడాది వరకు ఇక్కడి చార్మినార్‌ సమీపంలోని బాలాపూరు వినాయకుడి లడ్డూనే అధిక ధర పలుకుతుండేది. ఈ ఏడాది ఆ లడ్డూని కేవలం రూ.3లక్షలకే పాడారు.అదే రంగారెడ్డి జిల్లా మహేశ్వరం మండలం పెండ్యాలలో గణేశుని లడ్డూ అత్యధికంగా రూ.9.09 లక్షలు పలికింది. జె.హన్మంతరెడ్డి దీన్ని దక్కించుకున్నారు. ఇదే మండలం తుమ్మలూరులో లడ్డూను రూ.9.01 లక్షలకు... గ్రామానికి చెందిన జడ్పీ మాజీ ఉపాధ్యక్షుడు ఆమనగంటి నర్సిరెడ్డి సొంతం చేసుకున్నారు. మహేశ్వరంలో ఏర్పాటుచేసిన గణేశుని పూజా లడ్డూని జల్‌పల్లి సర్పంచు ఎస్‌.కృష్ణారెడ్డి రూ.7.22 లక్షలకు దక్కించుకున్నారు. చేవెళ్ల మండలం కమ్మెటలో లడ్డూ ధర 5.11 లక్షలకు పలికింది. సరూర్‌నగర్‌ మండలం బడుంగ్‌పేటలో రూ.6.25 లక్షలు, ఇదే మండలంలోని జిల్లెలగూడలో రూ.2.55 లక్షలకు గణేశ్‌ లడ్డూలు పలికాయి. యాచారంలో ఈసారి ఒక మైనారిటీ సోదరుడు రూ.13వేలకు వినాయకుని లడ్డూని సొంతచేసుకోవడం విశేషం. వీటిని కొనుగోలు చేస్తే మంచి జరుగుతుందనే ఉద్దేశంతోనే తాము అధిక ధర చెల్లించేందుకు ముందుకొచ్చామని వేలంలో లడ్డూలు దక్కించుకున్న వారు చెబుతున్నారు.

[School of Junk] Awesome puzzle

Its just a PJ

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Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board

the bus,

but he didn't stop the bus.



Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died

on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station,
who

in turn took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital
punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in
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center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room.
The

conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given
to

him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set
him

free, and he returned to his profession.



After a few months, this time, a good lo! oking middle aged woman

tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately,

this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus
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died on the spot.



Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn

took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave
him

capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same
electrocution

chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and

a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the

chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to

everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free,
and he

returned to his profession.



A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the

bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences,

stopped

the b! us. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to
his

injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to

the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but

considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and

gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the
same

electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center

of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was

strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This
time

he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!





The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died

instantly the third time??





Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is

perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.













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common yaar........ ..... Now if I say its not puzzle, its a PJ .. think for answer :P





































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wanna know the answer????

ok........ there is the Answer...... ......

During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor ,

therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he

was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died

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Ha Ha Ha ha!!!!!!!! Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter

on Electricity???

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[School of Junk] THE DA MACHI CODE - A Pongal 2007 release - INDIAN THRILLER STORY BELOW ...

Here goes the story…

Robert Lingam I.P.S (Vijayakanth) visits Madurai to deliver a lecture in college about public safety. The head pujari of Meenakshi temple is murdered. He was stabbed to death, but before dying he lies down in the robotic break dance position next to a shiva lingam, the message clearly being "call robert lingam". He had also smashed the breasts of a goddess statue and hung a bell with a chain from her hip. Also clutched in his hand is the Congress party manifesto with the 49% reservation for OBCs underlined with his blood.

Pujari's grand daughter Mahalakshmi (Sneha) had just returned from USA with a degree in cryptology, symbology, singing and group-dance. She cuts short her weekend trip to Chennai and returns to Madurai upon the murder.

She meets Commissioner Lingam at the murder site and together embarkto solve the murder and in the process "witness the biggest cover up in Hindu history". "My 'Thaatha' used to insist that me and my brother play hide and seek inside the temple", said Mahalakshmi.

"Why the congress manifesto? Why the underlining on the reservation part? Was your thaatha going to lose his job as head-priest to an OBC candidate?",puzzled look on Lingam's face with knit eyebrows."Thaatha always said reservation was plain bull shit"

"What?"

"Bull shit - very rarely he used english but whenever this topic used tocome up, he wud use that term"Lingam's eyes lit up. "That's the clue...yes, bull shit, oh Rama how did i miss that", excited he clutches Mahalakshmi's wrist as they bolt out of the murder scene. "Where is the biggest Nandi bull statue in this temple complex?"

"by the east gate"

"Let's go".................

Lingam put his hand into the orifice which was the asshole of the Nandi bull statue. His fingers felt the cold touch of an ancient palm leaf. Pulling it out Lingam attempted to read under the flickering light of the solitary lamp post nearby.neatly written in outdated tamil script were the lines,

"Kai Anchu, Vaai Nooru Periya bookukule oru chinna book"
"Ah", Lingam sighed.
"What does it mean?"
"I have heard both these lines before...but in a very different context"
Lingam looked skywards for some divine intervention to help him solve this new clue. Towering into the skyline in front of him as dawn was breaking,was the tall gopuram of the temple. Quickly turning around, a smile danced on Lingam's lips as his sight fell on all the five towers. "The five towers, phallic symbols...the five Pandava brothers, We need to get to a library,I need to see the original copy of the Kama sutra", "this early in the morning?" asked Mahalakshmi as they hurried towards Lingam's jeep.

As they jeep hurtled towards the town library, Lingam explained, " Few temples in India are famous for their erotic art and architecture.
The kings built those to encourage population growth. For centuries, there has been rumours of a secret society that guarded a secret behind such art and symbols, a secret so powerful that if revealed would shake the very foundations of conservative culture."

COMING SOON TO A SCREEN NEAR YOU....

WITNESS THE GREATEST COVER UP IN HINDU HISTORY A SECRET SO DEVASTATING THAT IF REVEALED COULD LEAD TO EVEN MORE CATACLISMIC POPULATION EXPLOSION..... WAS THE MOST NOTORIOUS PIECE OF INDIAN LITERATURE ORIGINALLY PART OF THE GREATEST EPIC POEM EVER WRITTEN? WERE THE MEN AND WOMEN OF THE KAMASUTRA THE SAME GODS AND GODDESSES GLORIFIED IN ANCIENT TEXTS? CONTINUING WITH THE MODERN INDIAN TRADITION OF BLATANTLY APING THE WEST.... A.M.RATNAM PRESENTS CAPTAIN in THE DA MACHI CODE 'SO CORNY A DARK MAN' PONGAL 2007

Also read "Da Vinci Da Gupt Katha" by GreatBong

http://greatbong.net/2006/05/26/da-vinci-da-gupt-katha/